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1: Hi Children! It`s important to read books!
2: Firts, find the "books" with the naked ladies that dad keeps behind the dresser
3: Read each and every one of them until you' ve memorized them
4: Then call the police and tell them your dad is a pervert. Then write a letter to your favorite rock musician and ask them to be your dad. They`ll probably say yes!. It' ll be sooo cool